Pirates: Screen Time Control

“Why is your screen time so high?”

A 2-minutes quiz that identifies your exact scroll pattern and how to fix it.

The 3am Historian The Reels Archaeologist The 47-Tab Scholar The Comment Section Gladiator The Everything's-Research Captain The Ghost Scroller

Set sail: take the quiz

Free widget themes

Dress up your home screen to match your crew. Each pack has a square and a rectangle widget image, sized for Widgetsmith, Photo Widget, and friends. Free, no strings.

Free wallpapers

Six scenes from the crew's travels, free for your phone and desktop. Pick a size and it downloads ready to set.

A tiny crew against the endless scroll

Pirates started at a kitchen table with one honest admission: willpower was losing to the algorithm, every single night.

The mutiny

We tried everything. Screen Time limits we ignored daily. Apps deleted on Monday, reinstalled by Sunday. Grim blockers that made the phone feel like a punishment. None of it stuck, because none of it was any fun.

The idea

So we made quitting the scroll feel like a game worth playing. Lock your loudest apps, sail a focus voyage, and earn gold for the time you take back. Spend it on hats, boots, and new cats for your crew. Real beats big.

The promise

No accounts. No ads. No data collection. Everything lives on your phone, guarded by a small cat with a sword. Your time starts feeling like yours again, usually within the first week.